greetings and salutations! i'm benny and i wanted to introduce you folks to kelsey barker: elder himbo werewolf, geriatric twink, textbook virgo (lists, organization, and control are his favorite things), and karaoke extraordinaire. his bio is
here because this is going to be a mess, i can feel it.
kels is originally from texas but moved to la to attend college shortly after high school. he attended ucla to study kinesiology and thereafter was hired to be moon lake's health teacher and baseball coach at the local high school. in his retirement, he owns and operates
stagger inn (please ignore boston references; i need to update it), a bar that hosts
brew & view (beer & a movie),
bend & brew every sunday at noon (yoga & mimosas), and themed trivia and karaoke nights.
he has four children he's absolutely over the moon for. yes, he's trying to start a franchise. jazmin is 25 and living in la, and he has joint custody of phoenix (10), and arden and aurora (twins, 6). being a dad is one of the things he excels at, especially the dad jokes.
i'd love to establish some solid connections for him! anyone who knew him way back when in la, stagger inn employees and patrons, fellow small business owners to hype, friends, past/current flirtations, a group for a potluck night, you name it!